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Sarah Jessie’s about to start a new life after her divorce: sell her stuff, sell her house, and move to Hawaii. That’s why her neighbor Ryan is over looking at the grill she’s trying to hawk. He’s in the market for one, and she’s a tattooed vegan with big tits, so they make the perfect yard-sale couple.

What else is perfect is that Sarah’s not married anymore, which means she’s single, which means she’s horny for cock, which means it’s Ryan’s lucky fucking day.

And when she steps into the house for one minute and back out wearing lingerie, Ryan immediately stops poking around Sarah’s grill outside, but moves inside — to the bedroom — where he can poke around her other grill with his dick.

Suffice to say, Sarah gets the cock, Ryan gets the grill, but he doesn’t get the girl because Sarah just wanted to get laid on the mainland before she gets lei’d in Hawaii.